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spanishskulduggery:

It’s really weird trying to explain the differences between Catholicism and other branches of Christianity to people who aren’t religious because it ultimately ends up, “Well this is Catholic, this is Catholic classic, this is Catholic-lite, this is diet Catholic, this is new taste less calories not as popular Catholic, and this is I can’t believe it’s not Catholic.”

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coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

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them-witches:

Neko Case— This Tornado Loves You

My love, I am the speed of sound
I left them motherless, fatherless
Their souls dangling inside-out from their mouths

But it’s never enough
I want you

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dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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fuckyeahdementia:

bye losers!

fuckyeahdementia:

bye losers!

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punkemojis:

american horror story: america

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vanjalen:

They have everything here

vanjalen:

They have everything here

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Anonymous: opinion on America?

merricats:

euo:

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reichsstadt:

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